What is this “delegate”…

7 October, 2011
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…of which you speak?

Get awaaaaay. GET AWAAAAAY!
Last week, an intern was brought on board for one of my web clients. And lemme tell you something, fiends: webmasters are worse than sopranos and toddlers. As soon as her name was announced, I began to think selfish thoughts. Is she here to take over? Are they making me share my toys? Thinking about replacing me? Firing me? Giving me the old heave-ho, because a younger, prettier version was found?

They comes in and wants to take the Preciousssssssss — wicked, tricksy, false

*SmAcK* I really just need to learn to delegate. Those of you who know me know I’m terrible at it. I’m convinced it comes from a long history of self-doubt and fear of rejection. I’m a big fat neurosis smorgasbord, that’s what I am. As the Thriller is wont to say, it’s enough to pi$$ off the Pope.

How do you handle it? How do you relinquish your iron hold on things? I know there are people around me who are plenty capable of doing what I do — ain’t nobody irreplaceable. But it’s the initial releasing of the death grip…just…can’t…do it…ARRRG

Of course, I don’t know anyone else with this problem *coughCOUNTRYMOUSEcoughBANDOcough*, so I guess I’m in this ocean all by meself; lonely, no one to talk to, miserable. :-(

Filthy little hobbitses…

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Country Mouse
Country Mouse
7 October, 2011 7:46 am

I have NO IDEA what you are talking about?!!?!? You and I have had this discussion before but I’ll offer my insight for everyone to learn from….for me delegating is all about letting go of control! I know that I can be replaced and I know that there is more than one way to do things it’s just that in my mind it works SO much better if I do it myself!!!! That being said though I have learned to delegate (some things) in order to be able to keep my sanity. Contrary to what I may think I am… Read more »

Meg
Meg
7 October, 2011 9:23 am

Worse than sopranos, eh? That is pretty bad.
And for the record you ARE irreplaceable. Well to most of us anyway. I think. :)

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PKPudlin
7 October, 2011 10:09 am

I HEARD THAT……

PK
Soprano

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PKPudlin
7 October, 2011 10:58 am
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P.S. Everyone knows TENORS are much worse than sopranos….
Just sayin’.

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BoomR
BoomR
7 October, 2011 10:23 am

You forgot: *hOrK* BOOMR *cOuGh* … :D

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Bando
Bando
7 October, 2011 11:55 am

I’m going to blame my inability to relinquish control on my parents who always expected (but never pressured) me to do everything and be the best at doing it – my dad is the same way. It was just assumed that if I undertook a task, hobby, sport that I would excel. I guess I view my career that way, as I have all other things since I can remember. Not that I’m necessarily excelling – but I’m attempting to and that benefits the students I teach. That is not my dearest personality trait, I must admit. It makes me… Read more »

Bando
Bando
7 October, 2011 11:56 am
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And that picture of Gollum is exactly how my 7th graders would depict me in a motion picture.

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