Weird Wednesday IV

18 March, 2009
Rat Fink

Snark, snark, snark. Lately, all I do is snark. I love me.

OK, make sure you’ve swallowed your coffee, or you’ll spray it all over your monitor. Really, you’ll thank me. All right, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Wait for it….

Wait for it….

Wait for it….

Gwyneth Paltrow tells Joaquin Phoenix to get real.

HAAaaAaAHhahahAaaaaa

And a fine Weird Wednesday to you, my fiends. I should have made this its own category, but … yeah. I’m lame. So if you like, you can check out previous WW posts I, II and III. I do love me some bizarre.

But back to Gwynnie. Sorry y’all. She just seems … out there (not that there’s anything wrong with that). I’d love to know the reason behind the name GOOP. I’m thinking maybe something to do with her initials, with oooohhh in between? I dunno. And the subtitle: Nourish the inner aspect — (slow head shake) heavy, man. Heavy.

I saw her a few months back on a travel/foodie show on the Travel Channel or PBS, one of the two. An hour of, “Ooo hey, I’m drunk!” and doing verbal girly hand slaps with her American chef traveling companion.

*cricket, cricket*

Well rock on. Whatever gets you through the night, it’s all right. (Big fat Hershey bar to the first Finkite who posts the name of the singer who recorded that lyric.)

Fink (weirded) out.

Subscribe
Notify of
guest

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

4 Comments
Oldest
Newest Most Voted
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Stoney
Stoney
18 March, 2009 5:41 am

John Lennon

Reply

Rat Fink
Rat Fink
18 March, 2009 8:45 am

Stoney, you win! Yer awesome…

Reply

Conger
Conger
19 March, 2009 12:34 pm

I need to start staying up later so I can catch these right after you post them. That way I can get some candy.

Reply

Rat Fink Reply:

Yeah, I know…Stoney was pretty fast on the draw!

Reply