Check this out. A 16-year-old student of mine did this for his art project. What a talent. I was flattered, too, until some goob posted on Facebook that I looked like “Hil Dog.” Aaaaaaand now I’m depressed.
Now why didn’t I discover this earlier? (Oh yeah…it’s so amazing, he’s been keeping it a secret.) Do you mean to tell me there’s a young, beautiful, skinny, jet-setting investment-banker-ballerina-movie-star version of me out there somewhere? Les jump, brotha.
Seen in the comment list on a word nerd site: Monet makes the Van Gogh. I admit, it was so dumb, I laffed.
Next summer is my 35th high school reunion. I’ve never been to one (never wanted to go). Should I go to this one?
So I hit Time‘s site to see the 2011 poll for Most Influential Person, and who do I find as #1? Most influential? Like, to the nation? If that’s the case, abandon all hope, for we are surely doomed.
PS, I like Wednesdays. ‘Specially those early release kind.