…you’re kind of a jerk. And a misogynistic, selfish, abusive, sadistically cruel megalomaniac. Other’n that, you’re A-OK. (Seems many things Superman have a dark side. Hmmm. *stroking beard*)
Anyway, I’m fixin’ to weird up your Monday morning coffee.
Some Actual, Comic(al) Examples of Truth, Justice and the American Way
And my personal favorite:
HA — it’s just a fantastic new day, ja?