Um, hey Superman…

…you’re kind of a jerk. And a misogynistic, selfish, abusive, sadistically cruel megalomaniac. Other’n that, you’re A-OK. (Seems many things¬†Superman¬†have a dark side. Hmmm. *stroking beard*)

Anyway, I’m fixin’ to weird up your Monday morning coffee.

Some Actual, Comic(al) Examples of Truth, Justice and the American Way

Superman crushes Jimmy's humanity

Superman crushes Jimmy’s humanity

Superman insults Lois in front of a younger woman

Superman insults Lois in front of a younger woman

Superman being, well...yeah, I don't know either.

Superman being, well…yeah, I don’t know either.

Superman, going all Ming the Merciless

Superman going all Ming the Merciless

Superman, the Happy Murderer

Superman, the Happy Murderer

Superman, the Happy Murderer II

Superman, the Happy Murderer II

Superman going the distance for his friends

Superman going the distance for his friends

 

And my personal favorite:

Superman overreacts juuuuust a bit

Superman overreacts juuuuust a bit

 

HA — it’s just a fantastic new day, ja?

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