Here in America, we’re hot and heavy about not being anyone’s fool. NO one’s taking America down the garden path, lemmetellya. I mean it. We’ll blast ya. T’ smithereenies.
Then, why, why, why are so many of us duped by a simple Internet meme? I haven’t a clue. So, for the good of the nation at-large, and for my own sanity and general confusion about the subject, here are…
Things That Are Not True
- There are no Fukushima giant killer hornets murdering people in Nebraska.
- Bill Cosby did not give the “I’m 83 and I’m Tired” speech. Rather, it was written as a 2009 blog post by a retired Marine named Robert Hall. You can also confirm the misquote at Bill Cosby’s own site.
- President Obama did not claim that November is National Muslim Month.
- “Obamacare” features forced home inspections. Um, no.
I have about 60 more, but alas, out of time and out of here. If there is such a thing as a “happy Monday,” I want you to have it. That’s an order.