- Chocolate Cheerios. Food. Of. The. Gods.
- Getting upset because people don’t care as deeply as you do is pretty much useless.
- Teenagers from Hooterville can do some pretty amazing art.
- My tolerance level for Pharisees is inversely proportional to my advancing age.
- Dogs can teach us volumes about loyalty and unconditional love.
- If you are looking for some of the meanest girls on the planet, I know where you can find some.
- Nearly 75% of Droid users are men. Guess that makes me one of the boys. Truth be told, I do wish the Droid was prettier, with softer edges. But it definitely “does.” I’ll take that any day.
- When you get up at 2 a.m., you’re really really really sleepy at 5:35.