Things I Want to Say on Facebook

2 September, 2012
Rat Fink

I want to say them, but I won’t. But I want to. But I can’t. So I won’t. But I want to.

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Maybe you dont think about it at the time because youre thinking in a stream of consciousness but assuming we all know where you want to end a sentence is absurd i mean who does that it makes you sound ridiculous its also the height of laziness to never use an apostrophe or a capital letter seriously how hard is it and dont give me that crap about its only facebook you still look like a ninny so knock it off do you want your kids talking that way

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Defiantly Definatly Deffinitly Deffly DEFINITELY, CRIPES PEOPLE

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Please, before you click “Share” to all your friends about how the makers of Dr. Pepper deliberately left out “under God” when they listed the Pledge of Allegiance on some promotional cans, or how President Obama wants to euthanize old people, or how Mitt Romney doesn’t know what a scrub brush is…check it out with Snopes.

Hmm. Does all this sound a bit snarkish? I guess it does. But it’s all in fun, really, and to prove it, you are free to go to my Facebook page and pick it apart, for I can take it as well as dish it out. Too many pictures of my grandchildren? Guilty. Too much complaining about the Browns and Indians? Dead-to-rights. There are probably more goodies to mine over there. Gofrit. :-D

Hey, it’s Sumday and we get the Js tonight, yay! But first, there is much working to be done. Más tarde, fanáticos.

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Mavis
Mavis
2 September, 2012 10:13 am

LOL! I know, right?!? I’ve actually seen so-called “professionals” type that way on FB. I’m a country hick and still know better! :-) Have a little pride in yourself, folks!

I, for one, love the pictures of the grandchildren you post. There’s nothing wrong with complaining about your favorite teams. I think everyone that loves sports will do the same thing – even if they won’t admit to it.

Have a wonderful time with the boys tonight! Give them a hug from Aunt Mavis! Love you guys!

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Suzanne
2 September, 2012 3:23 pm

Well let’s see. There are my teacher friends who will, for the next 9 months, complain about lack of sleep, how busy they are, and how many colds they catch. ButImnotnaminganynames.

Just reminds me of how much I miss being in the class room. *SnarK*

Have fun and enjoy your long weekend!!

XOXOXOXO *smewch*

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Suzanne
2 September, 2012 4:20 pm
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Hey, you can complain here to friends and family because we heart you! Everyone needs a place to vent. :)

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RD
RD
3 September, 2012 12:03 pm

Have I ever complained about the CUBS on FB? :-) Thanks for telling me how to do the <3 I'm a life long learner – haha!

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RD
RD
3 September, 2012 12:04 pm
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Hey that didn’t work here! What did I do wrong? :-)

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