Sunday morning joke

10 February, 2013
Rat Fink

A rat wearing a sling walks into a bar and announces, I’m lookin’ for the man who shot my paw.

:-|

I wish I could find the guy who pushed me out of my left shoe yesterday. The Thriller and I were walking up to order our lunch, when *bam*, my left foot rolled outward inside my 2.5-inch high wedge shoe, and down I went. Forward. On the floor, in front of all and sundry. I mean, I landed on my chest, with my face centimeters from the floor. It was the ultimate humiliation. (Well, actually, the ultimate humiliation would have been if I’d been wearing a dress. Thankfully, I was in jeans and a winter coat.)

Oh, the indignity.

Now, from neck to toes, I suffer. Be careful next time, nutter.

*creeeeak*

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Mavis
Mavis
10 February, 2013 9:50 am

Oh dear Lord. Not again! I commented on FB what we need to do for you. :-) I’m just glad you didn’t hit your head, sweetie. That could have been bad. Think about this….”flats only”! :P

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PKPudlin
10 February, 2013 11:12 am

Awwww, so sorry, girlie. Glad it wasn’t any worse! I’ve grown so clumsy in my dotage that I almost *never* wear heels, and if I do, it’s 1.5-inch max. I can fall off my bare feet, fuh cryinoutloud.

PK

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BoomR
BoomR
10 February, 2013 11:15 am

Oh, no!! ((BIG HUGS)) – hope you get to feeling back to your normal self soon!!

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Lori
Lori
10 February, 2013 12:06 pm

Ouch. Glad you’re okay (well, except for those achy parts.) Rest well today.

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Suzanne
10 February, 2013 1:33 pm

RICE with butter for you today! :)

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RD
RD
10 February, 2013 4:30 pm

Sounds nasty as well as humiliating. Hope you bounce back quickly! Bring on the Advil!

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