Say what you want…

23 December, 2008
Rat Fink

…but they’re only in it for themselves.

Say what you want…

…but it’s the nose and mouth. Something about Maggie Gyllenhaal has always, always bugged me. Throughout The Dark Knight, I just felt…I dunno…out of sorts when I looked at her. She was distracting to watch. Anyway, last night I saw (and was bothered again by) a picture of her on the New York Post website. I then decided to find out what exactly it is about Maggie that makes me go, “hmm, somethin’ be off.”

So I quick-and-dirty Paint Shopped Ashley Olsen’s nose and mouth onto Maggie’s face, and air-brushed those mighty mighty cheek craters. I must say, the result was actually pretty. I arrived at my answer. A little rhinoplasty here, a little lip collagen there…just a little is all. Like salt.

I know, I know…you all like her just as she is, because she’s “cute” and not a “standard Hollywood plastic beauty.” Come on, Dad, just having a little fun here.

In fact, wanna see what I’d look like morphed with Brooke Shields? My eyes, her eye color, brows and lips, and a combination of our noses. In other words — mostly her. I’d take that.

Or how about me mixed with Al Pacino?

Heh. I love that site.

Fink out.

:-)

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PKPudlin
PKPudlin
23 December, 2008 9:41 am

Ummm… a little time on our hands perhaps?

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PKPudlin
PKPudlin
23 December, 2008 12:27 pm
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Aye, madame, and so you do…

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Bando
Bando
23 December, 2008 10:17 am

Hey! Some of us are still in school and have performances today. :-( You need not make such a show of your spare time. I will SO be seeing you soon, friend. Have a Merry Christmas.

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Meg
Meg
23 December, 2008 7:32 pm

Ooooh. Mah. Goodness.
Rat Fink + Brooke Shields = Creepy.
Holy poo – my jaw hit the floor. The picture is…yooooouu…but not you? That’s crazy.

>Check this out. Megan Grose + Lindsay Lohan.

Do ya see me? My lips, round face…and my kinda sorta weird eyes?? *ahem* Yuck. :P

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Meg
Meg
24 December, 2008 8:59 am
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Um…a weird “creepy”? I think.
It’s…you’re…um…the picture is…*cough*…pretty??? Kinda sorta of a lil bit? I think? Yeah, you two are pretty together. YOU are pretty. There.
What a ridiculously nutty site! Ah! My mother freaked out when I showed it to her. She could tell it was someone she knew but yet it wasn’t someone she knew :) hahaa

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Meg
Meg
23 December, 2008 7:32 pm

Meg and Lindsay Lohan

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