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6 March, 2011
Rat Fink

Random Neuron Firings

Hey, remember when I posted that list of  Things You’d Never Know Without the Movie Industry? Yeah, me neither. So I looked it up. Then I found a few more that bear mentioning. Behold:

  1. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman, but only waist level on the man lying beside her.
  2. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.
  3. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
  4. If you decide to hack into the CIA database, all you need is a laptop and an internet connection. It will usually take about 10 seconds to get into the system undetected.
  5. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them.
  6. All single women have a cat.
  7. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick’s Day parade – at any time of the year.
  8. Creepy sounds coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.
  9. Dogs always know who’s bad and will naturally bark at them.
  10. Never be afraid to jump off of a building into an open dumpster, as the contents will most likely always be clean, fluffy garbage bags.

And here’s one of my own:

Females never have to go to the loo. You always see men standing at those nasty wall things, but, you know. OK, moving on.

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Here’s a graphic artist’s rendering of what Michael Jackson might have looked like at 50 years old had he not had all the surgery. Very nice; respectable.

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Get. Out.

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Verbal irony:

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyep.

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So do I have rehearsal today? Why yes, I do. But first, food. :-)

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Skylar
Skylar
6 March, 2011 8:10 am

Timon and Pumbaa made my day. My inner six-year-old is ecstatic. XD

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Greg
Greg
6 March, 2011 12:49 pm

Another movie classic: a young girl in a dark spooky house hears a noise and starts moving backward and we ALL know what’s going to happen! The killer appears in BACK OF HER ready to strike!

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BoomR
BoomR
6 March, 2011 2:45 pm

I gotta say – there is a LOT of truth to #9!!!

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BoomR
BoomR
7 March, 2011 8:59 pm
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TOTALLY!! Dogs can “sense” some bad juju energy… especially Annie… it’s the combo of German Shepherd & Rottie that makes her EXTRA sensitive to that, I think….

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Suzanne
7 March, 2011 2:06 am

Speaking of movies, we watched Paranormal Activity yesterday. Was OK, had a couple of creepy parts. But I would yell at the TV –turn the LIGHTS ON, FOOL!!! They’d go running through the house in the dark. Made for more dramatic effect I guess.

We are getting some film channels for 5 weeks for 5euro. So far we’ve seen Sherlock Holmes (fell asleep LOL), Accidental Husband (was OK, interesting to see Uma do something different). Something else I don’t remember now….that was my weekend pretty much!

That and watching http://www.beleefdelente.nl/ooievaar

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Suzanne
7 March, 2011 10:54 am
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Here’s a hummingbird in FL that just laid an egg. Fantastic!!!!!!!

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ourhummingbirdnest-com

Did you look at all of the birds on that first site I gave you? I can translate the names for you if you want.

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Suzanne
7 March, 2011 10:56 am
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OOPS the cam is in California. :)

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