RNF XIX

22 March, 2009
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Random Neuron Firings

Truly random today, my fiends.

  1. I guess I just wasn’t born to understand the attraction.
  2. Eventually, the truth always emerges.
  3. Sometimes, I tire of fighting the good fight. Ya know?
  4. This kid brings me incredible joy.
  5. In two weeks, I will be tested in part on material I haven’t studied enough in a subject on which I never took a single class.
  6. Wasn’t it just a matter of time?
  7. I wonder how Bando is doing…I must call her.
  8. Stein and four of my students are plotting against me. Must purchase body armor. And this.
  9. Charlie Manson is 74. Man…tempus fugit.
  10. This month’s pet peeve: people who habitually pass the buck.
  11. I hate everyone and everything (except, well, you know…you).

Fink out.

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PKPudlin
PKPudlin
22 March, 2009 2:17 pm

Quit yackin’ about it and just BUY the thing, girl. You deserve it.

PK

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Rat Fink Reply:

No no no you see PK…I want someone to buy it FOR ME.
:P

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Sam
Sam
22 March, 2009 2:57 pm

Certainly I’m not one of the four conspirators… am I?

Oh, and you used one of my favourite Latin terms. Congratulations.

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Rat Fink Reply:

Well of course you are! Here’s some more Latin for ya:
Et tu, Brute?

Heh heh

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Stein
Stein
22 March, 2009 7:09 pm

Wait a minute here…. Hold on right now…. What in the WORLD did I do??? I think certain points of humor are hilarious. Is there something new that I don’t know about that has been somehow caused by my mere existance “within these walls?”

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Rat Fink Reply:

I love makin you squirm, Stein.

HAaAaAhAaAAHAA

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BoomR
BoomR
23 March, 2009 12:19 am

RE: #5 – is that the ill-fated statistical stuff to which you refer? Here’s a thought: Does your new tricked-out phone have “Pocket Excel” (Windows Mobile-based) or QuickOffice (http://www.quickoffice.com/) on it? If so, make sure you pre-load it with a spreadsheet that has the formulas in place for mean, mode, median, and standard deviation. **SMEWCH** ReplyRat Fink Reply:March 23rd, 2009 at 5:45 amHey babe — I do have access to that stuff, although I haven’t taken the time to figure it all out yet. I think they’re just doc readers, aren’t they? Anyway…you won’t believe this, but it’s not the… Read more »

kodye
kodye
23 March, 2009 1:18 am

I couldn’t think of a worse idea than ditching the dollar. The UN is good for what, now?

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Rat Fink Reply:

It’s all on the horizon, Kodylicious. Comin’ at ya.

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kodye Reply:

I become less and less liberal each week.. and it’s starting to scare me. I fear the day that Rush Limbaugh says something and I agree with it…

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