Review: The Interview

28 December, 2014
Rat Fink

I’ll get straight to the point.

  1. Mug face #287

    Mug face #287

    In the annals of doing everything that makes horrible movies horrible, this one could possibly stand alone in its horribleness. And I’ve seen Ishtar and Battlefield Earth.

  2. James Franco is the worst comedic actor in Hollywood — perhaps the entire world. If I was supposed to hate him in this film (he plays a clueless, self-absorbed talk show host), it worked — but for all the wrong reasons. His punchline deliveries were so unfunny, his shucking-and-jiving so over the top, his facial expressions so incredibly forced and rehearsed, all I felt was embarrassment for him. This, from the guy who gave a fine performance in 127 Hours. I didn’t hate him in Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Oz the Great and Powerful, or Spider-Man, either (admittedly, these were all dramatic roles). But this…this was unspeakable. I have high school actors who know how to be funny. Franco? Not funny.
  3. Strangely, the guy who plays North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un gives the only performance remotely worth watching. (The Cavalier King Charles Spaniel puppy runs a close second.)
  4. If I were the real Kim, I’d be offended, too. Not for being portrayed in a movie that involves a plot for my assassination, but rather for being portrayed in the same cinematic space as James Franco, who is perhaps the worst comedic actor in the entire world.
  5. If I didn’t know better, I’d say that the whole ridiculous mess was cooked up by Sony.
  6. To say this film is satirical is a brazen insult to satire.

OK, backtrack a moment.

  1. I’ll admit: I don’t like bathroom-and-body-part gross-out butt-and-flatulence humor. The movie’s unrelenting obsession with hind ends got old pretty fast.
  2. I stand by my previous statement that making a movie like this was a stupid idea, obviously foreshadowing a less-than-glowing review.
  3. I know, I know. Geez, consider the source. We’re not talking Terence Malick here. I get that. But we’re not talking junior high boys looking at Penthouse, either. (Or maybe…hmmm)

Wilson Morales said it best in his review for Black Film.com: “[It] feels like a Saturday Night Live sketch that went longer than it should, with the writers having nowhere to go after the laugh meter reached its peak early.”

And it’s not that I hate silly, stupid movies — I don’t, necessarily. But I like silly movies to have some redeeming qualities: 1) good acting, 2) a decent story to tell, 3) well-drawn characters who, at some point, encourage the audience to “pull” for them, and 4) a memorable script. The Interview had a lot of stuff…just not anything slightly resembling 1-4.

Bottom line: While I thought the whole thing was pointless and distasteful, I think part of it could have been salvaged by a better actor in the lead role. Perhaps James should step away from comedy and stick to writing poetry, or, I dunno…hosting the Oscars, maybe.

Other than all that, it was great. Me? I want my $6 back from YouTube.

On the Rat-O-Meter scale of five cheeses, I give The Interview RtB’s first-ever:

Crumbs.

Crumbs.

Subscribe
Notify of
guest

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

8 Comments
Oldest
Newest Most Voted
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Suzanne
Suzanne
28 December, 2014 8:17 am

Hmm I am surprised that you even gave it 1!!! And I haven”t even seen it. When everything went down I wondered if Sony knew that it is a crap movie and made everything up with the hopes that some sorry sods (in Ohio haha) will watch it. Geez 6 dollars down and what..90 minutes you will never get back?

Reply

Rat Fink Reply:

Yep, sorry sod in Ohio right here! I took the bait and paid the price, hahaha

Reply

PKPudlin
28 December, 2014 11:35 am

Whoa. Crumbs.

So don’t mince words, Fink. Tell us what you *really* think…

Hey! I made a rhyme! I’d better quit while I’m ahead.

PK

Reply

Rat Fink Reply:

Crumbs indeed, missy! That’ll learn ya!

Reply

RD
RD
28 December, 2014 7:40 pm

From the trailers I saw on TV to advertise the movie, I thought, “This is a horrible movie.” Your review confirms that. A Sony conspiracy to try to generate an audience for a worthless movie — hmmm. Not beyond the realm of possibility. I wonder when someone will try to do a comedy about the horrors of Isis. Sarcasm intended. ReplyRat Fink Reply:December 29th, 2014 at 4:43 pmIt is a horrible movie. And I was on Facebook this morning, looking at some other reviews/reactions. Some people were referencing the “hilarious” scene where Eminem (a rapper from Detroit) came out as… Read more »

Suzanne
29 December, 2014 1:17 am

Oooh I see now that you gave it CRUMBS! hahaha I was on my phone and thought it was one cheese LOL

Reply

Rat Fink Reply:

Not even one half of one cheese for this stinker, lady! :P

Reply