Picture day

6 June, 2008
Rat Fink

Right, so I went completely Hollywood Hag and checked out a bunch of movie premiere red-carpet photographs. Voici — from the ridiculous to the sublime…

Harry. What did I tell you about that stupid earring? All we need now is a big gold necklace and shirt unbuttoned halfway down. Ugh.
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Faye Dunaway, looking great at 67 (although the porcelain covered Chiclet teeth 'bout like to blind me).
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Lindsay's had *something* done. Cheek implants? Collagen? No longer looks like her.
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I am eight years older than Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Please tell me I don't look it.
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Here\'s how you do it, see. You take a grapefruit and cut it in half...
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I\'m Steve Wynn. I own Las Vegas. I make folks want to scream OMG! FACELIFT!! \
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Rumer Willis. Beautiful parents, which makes it all the more sad that Lady Looks Like a Dude. A dude with nasty hair extensions.
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Charlotte Rae from Diff\'rent Strokes! I thought she was dead! She\'s in Sandler\'s new movie. How cool.
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Anthony Benedetto (aka Tony Bennett), performing at the Sons of Italy gala in Washington last month. Still hitting the high Fs at 81 years old. Amazing.
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Mavis
Mavis
6 June, 2008 7:13 am

Harrison, sweetness, the earring might be your last ditch effort to hold onto your youth, but seriously, it’s just another hole in your body that the nursing home doctors can stick something into. Faye dahling, ever see Joan Rivers? Lindsey, your face probably looks different because you’re off the drugs. Phillip, dear Phillip. Even in real life you’re trying to put on an act. You want people to think you’re some kind of rich eccentric. That way, you don’t have to dress like a human being! By the way, Fink, you look YEARS younger than Phillip Seymour Hoffman. You dress… Read more »

Mavis
Mavis
7 June, 2008 7:52 am

I do what I can.

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