J’ever say…

2 June, 2010
Rat Fink

…”Gee, I wish I’d thought of this first” ?

Silly Bandz. Colored rubber bands = instant millions.

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My parents never let me buy one, but gazillions of other parents let their kids.

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Cards with pictures of exercises. 2005 profit: $5.7 million. No way.

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Put rubber bands together, sell company, retire.

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An artist (ex-Monkee Mike Nesmith's mom) figured painters paint over their mistakes, so ...

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There are a ton more of these. Can you think of any? Better yet, can you think of some that haven’t yet been invented, then tell me in my ear? Your secret will be safe with me, I promise.

Finkshhhhhhh

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PKPudlin
PKPudlin
2 June, 2010 9:45 am

OMG! Those silly bandz are EVERYwhere. One of my students felt sorry for me because I didn’t have any so she gave me one of a pair of 8th notes. So now I’m part of the ‘IN’ crowd. I actually did come up with an idea about safely disposing of used/broken needles and pins and other sharp items in the sewing room. I submitted it to a sewing website and they liked it so much they incorporated it into their book, which will be published in September. I will receive a portion of the royalty check, so I’m almost famous….… Read more »

BoomR
BoomR
2 June, 2010 9:49 am

I can’t believe that you didn’t list the Slap Chop! LOL

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Mavis
Mavis
2 June, 2010 11:23 am

….and Chia Pets!

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Suzanne
3 June, 2010 12:32 pm

I didn’t have a Pet Rock either. Or a chia pet. Or seahorses you could order from the back of Mad magazine and bring to life. :(

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Suzanne
3 June, 2010 11:13 pm
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Still kinda depraved. :)

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