Answer me these questions three, ere the other side ye see.
- Why is major change so hard to embrace?
- Why do professional people think it’s acceptable to not return phone calls and emails?
- Why is it that I’ve used a “Certificate of Live Birth” all my life to get everything from a passport to a Social Security number, and it’s not OK for Obama to use the same document to prove he was born in Hawaii? (I was told on the phone the other day that my original birth certificate was likely destroyed after my adoption.) All who know me know I hate politics and abhor nutjobs on both sides of the aisle, so this isn’t a partisan rant (cuz I don’t have a party, except in my mind every day). It’s just common sense, which apparently isn’t too common anymore…
Only then may you cross the Bridge of Death.
Fink, about to plunge headlong into the Gorge of Peril <dramatic music>