Is this a test?

7 March, 2008
Rat Fink

It’s going to be the death of me.

And my show.

Lately, every morning at 5 (sometimes earlier), I come downstairs and check the weather. More times than I’d like to think, I’ve seen something like this:

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This is not a winter storm warning. This is a test – from God. Title of test: Mounting a Musical Theater Production with as Little Rehearsal as Possible.

Of course, I don’t have it as bad as my friends in Concord, New Hampshire over the last few weeks, but hey – anything’s possible. And with the way my cast and I have been scoring in the luck department, it’ll probably happen.

Who knows? Maybe there’ll be a cholera epidemic. Or the school will lose power for a week.

Or maybe all our tails’ll fall off…

Signed,

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© The Walt Disney Company

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Mallo
Mallo
7 March, 2008 5:58 pm

You’ve passed every test I’ve seen you take. The harder the test, the higher you score, year after year after year. And it’ll happen again. You’ll see.

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Mavis
Mavis
7 March, 2008 5:58 am

Yes, a mighty test it is. But, you and your choral troupe will prevail as you always do. And God will sit back in his easy throne……and wink.

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