Free Trojan Association

23 April, 2009
Rat Fink

No, I’m not giving away warriors or infectious computer programs or, um…those other things. :-)

And no, I’m not writing a post about the Association of Free Trojans — if there actually is an Association of Free Trojans. Rather, I’ve deliberately misplaced the modifier to confuse you. Kidding again. I just have stuff to say about the word “trojan.”

Last night, while reading/researching, I ran into the word no fewer than three times. This, I surmised, was a sign: time to free-associate about trojans. [OK, I’m not *really* free-associating, but…you know.]

You hear the word “trojan” a lot; many times in connection with computer issues. There are three definitions one must keep separate in the virus/trojan/worm game, however (squeaky-clean, freshly-manicured Mac users, you can skip this section, although the Mighty Blue Apple has been known to get the occasional worm):

  • Virus: something your computer catches from an infected source, like media (CDs, portable drives, files).
  • Worm: a kind of virus spread mostly via networks.
  • Trojan: a bad piece of programming masquerading as something else

There are lots of schools that feature a Trojan warrior as their mascot. My school does. But I wonder how many people, when they think of a Trojan, first think about how the citizens of Troy got their collective butts kicked via the ultimate humiliation of the Trojan horse joke.

I would imagine a person’s first thought upon learning of the ruse dreamed up by Odysseus would be, What a buncha wankers. Well, if the knee-high strappy sandal fits…

They really bought it, lock and stock. Amazing. Different culture then, though. And really, how do we know Virgil didn’t make it all up? But still, I have to wonder when I see athletic teams called “Trojans” — why did they choose that mascot? I’m sure there were brave and powerful Trojan soldiers. But that’s not really their claim to fame.

Thus ends my Trojan association, but not my fondness for all things old. Take today, for instance. Tis a special day indeed. Behold the email I received from my fiend PK:

Hail, Mistress well met! I would remind thee that Thursday bringeth Talk Like Shakespeare day withal, to honor his birthday revels. Mayhaps it behooveth thee to visit yon web site:
~
Well, mayhap I will.
~
Finkus outus.
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Sam
Sam
23 April, 2009 6:58 am

I’m going to start quoting you on paragraph six.

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Stein
Stein
23 April, 2009 8:17 am

I would like to take a moment to really give the word “behoovith” its due. Quite possibly one of the best words I have seen/heard used in the past year. My high school mascot was the Spartans, with the Findlay Trojans as our rivals, and we always used that ancient idea of Greek cunning in pep rallies and such. And, by the way, I had already looked into ordering Heavy Action (MNF Theme) for next year in a show. How bout dat?! Methinks thou mightst thinketh in smiliar fashions.

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Rat Fink
Rat Fink
23 April, 2009 9:40 am
Reply to  Stein

Yay! Thou hast one side of a brain, and I haveth the other.

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Skylar
Skylar
24 April, 2009 5:20 am
Reply to  Rat Fink

That’s not a scary thought at all…. (Kidding, kidding.)

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Hiltbrunner
Hiltbrunner
23 April, 2009 8:57 am

Word:

Valomilk

Ok, its not a word…but…well enough said.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valomilk

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Rat Fink
Rat Fink
23 April, 2009 9:26 am
Reply to  Hiltbrunner

Word indeed, Hiltmeister. Word indeed. *slurp*

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BoomR
BoomR
23 April, 2009 10:38 am

I can’t get past “knee-high strappy sandal fits…”

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Rat Fink
Rat Fink
23 April, 2009 11:54 am
Reply to  BoomR

*SnORt*

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