For the Boys

31 January, 2009
Rat Fink

I am fortunate to have many wonderful men in my life — not only in “realtime” (the Thriller, my beautiful sons, Jakey, and various great friends), but also here in Finkville. You know how it’s standard fare for a man to say, “I just love beautiful women”? Well, I just love smart men. And I am surrounded by them, both in Ohio and online. That makes me happy. Therefore, today is a toast-post, in honor of the boys who comment at RtB.

So what is my toast to you? A gift!

No, no, Poppet…it’s not a 72-inch TV or power tools or a new PlayStation or Wii or a year’s subscription to watch the wrestle guys on pay-per-view. Rather, I’ve matched each of you to a design for your fall wardrobe — straight out of the recently-concluded Paris Fashion Week. WOW!

Aw. No need to thank me. :-)

OK, wait for it…

Wait for it…

Wait for it…

Behold:

Son Lars could definitely rock this outfit. 'Specially the kilt.
Lars would so totally rock this outfit. 'Specially the blazer.
Ross - you could peek your head around the door and say you were just leaving for work.
Ross - you could peek your head around the door and say you were just leaving for work.
This is Adam. Adam hates you.
This is Adam. Adam hates you.
RD finds his inner nutjob.
I've seen RD preach a sermon in some crazy get-ups before, but this would steal the pastry.
Michael - would the other guys in the band think you were exceptionally weird? Nah. *All* drummers are weird.
Michael - you would be the only drummer in Sarasota to wear tulle to a gig. I could just about guarantee that.
Stein - next band concert. Triple-dog dare ya.
Stein - next band concert. Oh yeah.
Kody - Ms. Stoneham is spraying coffee all over her monitor at this moment.
Kody - Know that Ms. Stoneham is spraying coffee all over her monitor at this moment.
That's right, TRO. Tan they hides. Make 'em pay.
That's right, TRO. Tan they hides. Make 'em pay. Go all Torquemada.
This is totally Charles. Thing is...he would wear it. Seriously.
This is totally Charles. Thing is...he would wear it. Seriously.
Meppy/Franklin - forget the delicious puffiness; you know you want the headgear.
Meppy/Franklin - forget the delicious puffiness; you know you want the headgear.
Sam! No need to shop for a prom tux, pal. Fink's got you covered.
Sam! No need to shop for a prom tux, pal. Fink's got you covered.
This. Is. Greg.
Greg, jonesin' for younger days.
Boom-Boom loves to ski.
Boom-Boom loves to ski. Yodel-lay-eeeeeee

And so it goes in the world of the fashion-savvy. There you are, my boys. Go forth and shop.

Seriously, though…a commenter on one of the sites said it best, telling this year’s designers to “PUT DOWN THE CRACK PIPE.”

HAAA

Happy Saturday.

FO

PS – Coming soon: a tribute to the Finkville Femmes. :-)

Photo credits: Reuters, LA Times
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Sam
Sam
31 January, 2009 9:44 am

Haha! But I’d prefer mine to be just a little more revealing in the torso section.

Is this actually “fashion”??

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Ross
Ross
31 January, 2009 10:20 am

First off, this was a remarkably sweet and thoughtful gesture on your part, thanks for thinking of me. Second, I really dig that jacket!

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BoomR
BoomR
31 January, 2009 11:11 am

I was JUST about to say, “Thank you, Lord Jesus, for allowing RF to forget about me down here in the Big D…”

–and then I get to the end of the post…. YAAAOOOW-ZA!! Funny thing is:

I have bowling shoes that match that outfit!

**SMOOCH** Thank Yew!!

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RD
RD
31 January, 2009 12:52 pm

I honored to be included in your list! Thanks! How about I wear that outfit my last Sunday! That would give them something to remember me by for years to come!

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Greg
Greg
31 January, 2009 2:33 pm

Watch it! Watch it!! Two can play at this game!!! Besides I wouldn’t wear anything like that unless it had some chase lights, Double Dancer, King Tut or some other technically involved light show!! HA!! HA!!!

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PKPudlin
PKPudlin
31 January, 2009 4:50 pm

And I used to think fashion designers just hated on women. Au contraire…. Nice to know they are bipartisan in that arena…. I think…..

“You probably don’t have anything in that black bag for me….”

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kodye
kodye
31 January, 2009 4:56 pm

Funny thing is, those goat pants are so last week. Us fashion forward thinkers are already on the newest trend, goat gloves. Although these hooves did make it quite difficult to type. This little post hear actually took up 4 hours.

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lisa
lisa
31 January, 2009 8:01 pm
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Kody,
You are killing me. . . .I need a bleat fix.

Stoney

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TRO
TRO
31 January, 2009 7:31 pm

Good choice, I am totally into brown this winter.

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Krissy
Krissy
31 January, 2009 9:50 pm

LOL! Those outfits are great! I was laughing so hard I couldn’t see the screen.

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Lars
Lars
2 February, 2009 8:30 am

I can’t help it that I can make floral print blazers look stunning.

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Adam
Adam
2 February, 2009 1:24 pm

It looks like I broke my neck and have one on one of those halos to keep my head from moving. Do I have orange fingernails also?

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