Crabby? Me?

13 August, 2011
Rat Fink

Do you ever finish a yummy breakfast and your stomach is full but your mouth is still hungry? I hate that. Had a fantastic strawberry-pineapple-mango-vanilla yogurt smoothie this morning, drank it all down (a huge cup and a half serving for about 150 skinny calories) — and then it was over. I wasn’t even nearly done tasting it yet. Well, that tends to make me a skosh tetchy. So naturally, I have to make everyone around me tetchy as well. I’m just awesome like that. :-)

This morning I happened on a site that seems to be run by a young gal who asks people to submit quotes to her, after which she puts them on interesting pictures and offers them as graphics for your website, Facebook page, MySpace profile, cubicle, desk, bedroom wall, etc.

Is it just me, or does anyone else find these incredibly heavy, deep sayings a trifle annoying? A little over-dramatic, mayhap? Heaven knows we’re all (even I, gasp!) given to histrionics and lengthy rantings now and then, and even the occasional lofty discourse, right? I generally try to avoid all three. But sometimes the situation becomes untenable, and I have to, well, tetch. It’s Snark Week, after all. :P

I mean, look at these. Seriously.

 

How about we elect this guy to the school board.

 

a n d then, i ran o u t of meth

 

Um…

 

Shut up, hippie. I will cut you.

 

As I am cloaked in failure.

 

daisyrifle daisyrifle daisyrifle daisyr

 

The only thing worse than quoting Jerry Maguire? Quoting Olivia Newton-John.

 

As outer Mongolia leads to China.

 

Son…

 

OK OK. I’ll quit. Actually, I’m not feeling that surly anymore. Writing to you has cured me. Besides, today is a good day; I’m going to get a lot done this morning after getting lots done last night. Then, this afternoon, the Js come for a sleepover, and there’s a Browns game on tonight. A good Saturday indeed. Hope yours is fab!

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BoomR
BoomR
13 August, 2011 1:11 pm

Wait – a Browns game? Is it that time of year already??? I was just watching the Rangers & Indians on TV at Chamberlain’s last weekend (or so I thought)… !!!

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BoomR
BoomR
14 August, 2011 11:57 am
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Browns & Green Bay were on in the Back Room last night – was that a for-real game, or a replay of a previous game? Everyone seemed glued to the TV & oblivious to me at the piano LOL

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Suzanne
13 August, 2011 1:13 pm

Yeah boring blah blah blah words to live by blah blah blah. :)

Have fun with the Js! My Saturday is almost over, tomorrow is Sunday and H is also not working so I anticipate a l a z y Sunday for us!

XOXOXOXO *smewch*

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Tom Hanks
Tom Hanks
17 August, 2011 9:45 am

“How about we elect this guy to the school board.”

We probably already did

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