Want a sad story?

17 September, 2010
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I know, you don’t. But check it out anyway. The Heisman events of late brought to my mind a situation that makes Reggie Bush’s “loss” pretty much laughable. If you’ve never heard of Fatty Arbuckle, you’re probably not alone. His …

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Fair, shmair

15 September, 2010
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The whole Reggie Bush/Heisman issue: let’s get it over with already. As Don Draper said a couple of weeks ago — “people do things.” Remember when Vanessa Williams was stripped of her Miss America crown because of racy pictures? No? …

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Yabbut

29 April, 2010
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What about 2008? The Chinese women’s gymnastics team from the 2000 Olympic Games was stripped of their bronze medal yesterday, after the IOC confirmed that Dong Fangxiao, pictured here, was not the minimum age of 16 when she competed (she …

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Just pick one, fuh cripesake

31 May, 2008
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Be passive OR aggressive. Not both. And I’m not talking about the passive-aggressive tendency to be nice to somebody’s face and nasty behind his back. Rather, I mean the kind of passive-aggressive behavior whereby the perp uses juuuust the right …

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See, this is what I mean.

23 May, 2008
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A cop in Los Angeles was recently convicted of staging fake raids of people’s houses. He’d go in, brandish his badge and gun, and “raid” the house for contraband. What he ended up doing was basically robbing people. What did …

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