BTTH VII

3 October, 2009
Rat Fink

I experienced  felonious thoughts last night, and I think I still have them this morning.

J’ever have someone say, “Here, have a cigar,” and when you lit it, it exploded in your face? J’ever have someone in a supervisory position tell you, “This is what I want,” and when you gave it to him, he said, “Oh, that’s not what I wanted.” Such is my life at my present university. And I don’t even smoke cigars.

BTTH for BU. One thing is for certain: the first of December will never, ever get here.

*straightening hair and skirt* OK, I’m over it now. (Not really.)

So how is everyone this fine, chilly morning? I am looking forward to rehearsal. Need to get some road behind us on several numbers. I did give up going to the zoo with Jake today, but…

Everyone likes company. Especially misery. So who do you think deserves a BTTH today (besides me, for being so snarky when I have a wonderful life)?

FO



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BoomR
BoomR
3 October, 2009 10:06 am

BTTH from me to: Not-so-frequent travelers who try to bring a friggin’ steamer trunk as a carry-on. Can’t get it into the overhead bin, and block the flow of traffic for the rest of us trying to get on the plane. AND a similar BTTH to the gate agent or flight attendant at the front of the plane who LETS the numbskull ON the plane instead of gate-checking the bag! ARGH!!!

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BoomR
BoomR
3 October, 2009 10:07 am
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(color me “snarky when I have a wonderful life,” too)

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Mavis
Mavis
3 October, 2009 10:29 am

Well, mine isn’t a BTTH, it’s a BTTC! (the car) I am SO mad. Seems like every week I’m spending money I don’t have to try and fix a problem on that stupid car. I’ve had 4 things done to it in the past 2 weeks thinking, “Oh, THIS will finally fix the problem.” But NO! Taking it to a certified mechanic would be the best thing to do – if you can AFFORD one! They charge as much for diagnostics as a freaking doctor!! Plus, you try and explain to them what the car is doing and they look… Read more »

Mavis
Mavis
3 October, 2009 1:04 pm
Reply to  Rat Fink

Bless your heart! Yes, we shall get together tomorrow, make soup and cluck out our frustrations! Besides –
I NEED SOUP!

Big Hugz!

Mave

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Suzanne
Suzanne
3 October, 2009 12:43 pm

/^CALBlond is having a blond moment and asks what BTTH means. Then she will give you hers…..

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Mavis
Mavis
3 October, 2009 12:58 pm

Hey Suz! It means “Boot to the Head”…BTTH.

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Suzanne
Suzanne
3 October, 2009 2:08 pm
Reply to  Mavis

Ah HA thanks Mavis *wink*

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Krissy
Krissy
3 October, 2009 9:00 pm

My BTTH would be for idiot people who come up to me and say “Wow, you are really short!” I mean come on! Isn’t there a more creative way to say that? I have heard those exact words at least 50 times int the past couple of months. BBTH for those who state the obvious upon meeting me.

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Krissy
Krissy
3 October, 2009 9:01 pm
Reply to  Krissy

BTTH*

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Skylar
Skylar
4 October, 2009 12:04 am
Reply to  Krissy

I could say you’re gravitationally challenged. Would that be creative enough? :P

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Krissy
Krissy
4 October, 2009 4:45 pm
Reply to  Skylar

Yes it would! That is so much better than hearing the usual crap.

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