Ask the Rat

28 September, 2010
Rat Fink

And now I shall entertain your most earnest wonderings. Your burning questions. Your stickiest situations.

The newest Finkweb category: Ask the Rat.

Do you pine for answers? Do you need guidance? Seek ye wisdom? If so, then post. All shall be revealed. Serious or facetious, personal or professional, earnest or silly. [OK, not too personal.]

Questions/dilemmas can be about anything. (Disclaimer: no, I won’t do your research paper for you. At least not for free.)

Savvy? All right then — type.

PS – In order for this to work, I shall need articulate and compendious responses. So let’s get on it, shall we? I’ll start you off. Dear Rat Fink…

Ready, steady, go.

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Meg
Meg
28 September, 2010 10:36 am

Dear Wise One,

Why does Donald Duck not wear pants but puts a towel around his waist after he gets out of the shower? And who in your opinion would be the best choice for a paper/project: Benny Goodman, Cyrus Chestnut, or Ray Charles? :)

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kodye
kodye
28 September, 2010 12:50 pm

Dear Rat Fink,
How did I get so amazing? Whats the best thing about me? When I have my own late night talk show, would you want to be the band leader?

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Conger
Conger
29 September, 2010 7:34 pm
Reply to  Rat Fink

I remember Godspell….. “…BUT I DON’T THINK YOU’RE FUNNY AT ALL….”

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Bando
Bando
28 September, 2010 8:00 pm

Why, oh why does 8th grade choir exist?

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Skylar
Skylar
28 September, 2010 9:40 pm

Dear Fink,

Can we bring back the bass section from my freshman year, por favor? :P

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Ross
Ross
29 September, 2010 3:57 pm

Dear Rat Fink:
I have mentioned before that Mrs Ross and I are maniacal followers of the local minor league hockey team affiliated with the Dallas Stars. The stadium they play in holds about 6200. I am a baritone. I want to audition to sing the National Anthem at a game. How might I best prepare for this audition? Yes, I can sing, but largely untrained.

Go

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Ross
Ross
29 September, 2010 4:07 pm
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PS- This isn’t so far-fetched; I’m a repeat season ticket holder and have my ‘ins’ in the organization, and last season, two of the singers got the lyrics wrong.

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Ross
Ross
2 October, 2010 2:33 am
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Awesome advice! I already love this feature! Thank you!

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Haydon
Haydon
24 December, 2010 1:47 pm

Hey there Fink,

What do ya think of those Power Balance Bands? Real or Fake?

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ChoirGal
ChoirGal
30 December, 2010 1:01 pm

Dear Fink,
How do you select the songs your choirs sing and how do you choose the soloists that sing?

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