Monthly Archives: February 2008

Plagiarism, Shmagiarism

All right, friends. Let’s get this straight. Barack Obama has been taking hits lately from the Clinton campaign about using another man’s words without proper citation. In the big scheme of things, it’s not really that important. Sure, there’s the argument that says, “If he’ll cheat on a paper, won’t he cheat the American people?” Well sure, but would you ask the same question of someone who is viewed as one of the greatest men of all time?

After all, Martin Luther King did it. In fact, he did it repeatedly – made a virtual habit out of it. I attend the same university that King did, and the BU library is full of papers on the subject. The press buried it for years, until 1991, when Boston University convened a panel to study the allegations. Even after it was (repeatedly) proven that King plagiarized, BU decided to not retract his doctorate, saying that he was still a great man. That is true, even though one of the researchers went on record to say:

Neither death, nor Nobelity [deliberate spelling – King won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1964], nor immortality confer immunity from the consequences of academic theft.

As a doctoral student myself, I have to agree. I am expected to hold my work to the highest possible standard. So then, why is it OK for him to have done it, but I’d get thrown out of the joint if I got caught? I’m a nice person – I like to help people. I don’t have a criminal record. Hey wait, King has a criminal record! Not fair! I’ve never been civilly disobedient!

Anyway…there are other pressing questions regarding the upcoming election. Important ones, like:

What if Hillary picks Bill as vice president? Oh, no!

Have a lovely day, mes amis.

Le visage plastique

Ok, so yeah. I’m fascinated by plastic surgery. Especially of the face. Take celebrities, for example. Some of them look great after facelifts; others…

Now I’m not dogging folks for aging. Lord knows I’m doing my share of it as well. And I’m not opposed to plastic surgery either – not by a long shot (she says, as she checks her droopy eyelids). It’s just that…when do you say “Enough is enough!”?? It must be like an addiction.

Check out my personal list of the 10 Most Perplexing, or, Don’t These People Have Enough Money to Get Fixed?:

10. Jessica Simpson – trout lips

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9. Gary Busey

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8. Courtney Love

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7. Nicole Kidman. Confession: I’ve never thought she was pretty. Does that make me a bad person? I guess that’s why she’s listed as “worse” than Courtney Love. I can’t handle the “Joker” lips, people….

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But on the other hand, look what porcelain veneers, rhinoplasty, cheek & jaw implants did for her husband. Not bad!

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6. LaToya Jackson (Michael’s sister – gee, can you tell?)

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5. Farrah Fawcett. I honestly don’t know what she was thinking. I mean, we all age. But to have that much damage done and still appear on national television? I don’t think I could do it, unless I was taking my plastic surgeon to court.

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4. David Gest (Liza Minelli’s ex). Yikes. He looks…artificial.

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3. Donatella Versace (sister of murdered designer Gianni Versace)

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2. Mickey Rourke

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And finally…everyone’s #1 pick:

1. Manhattan socialite Jocelyn Wildenstein. She started getting work done in an effort to hang onto her billionaire art-dealer husband (who left her anyway).

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However, I’m not one to leave my visitors with a bad taste in their..um..eyes, so here’s someone who is definitely not a candidate for plastic surgery anytime soon:


Is that a day-maker or what??
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Jake

He is wonderful. I don’t see him nearly as much as I’d like, because my schedule is stupidly busy and Jake’s parents have many commitments as well. So I content myself with photos, such as this one:

Grandchildren are wonderful. Insanely busy grandparents are bad.