J’ever think of something weird and say to yourself, “Hey, I gotta write that down”? I do. If I compiled a list of every strange, funny, annoying or generally off-center thought I ever experienced, it would be quite lengthy.

The coolest “Hey, I need to write that down” manifestation has got to be the Facebook fan groups, though. I can’t count how many times I’ve seen one and said, “Hey, yeah…”

Below are some of my faves.

• I hate it when the mascara wand misses the tube and it goes all over your hand
• Typing what you really think, then backspacing and typing something else
• Jared’s Law: Protecting Us from Nothing Since 2008 (school humor)
• I hate it when I open my car door and snow falls on the seat
• Stopping the microwave just before 0:00 because you don’t want to hear the beep
• There is nothing worse than a rejected high five
• That was NOT your last piece of gum, so stop lying
• I hate it when I think of a really good comeback — after the argument
• No, I don’t care if I die at midnight — I am not passing on your stupid forward
• When I realized that the word “bed” looks like a bed, my mind was blown

My own creations would be of the “Yep, this is my life” variety:

• The severity of my headache is inversely proportional to the time remaining until I have to get up and go to work.
• My need for a blank CD is inversely proportional to the number of blank CDs in my possession. (I could go on all day long with this…)
• What I’m looking for is always, always, always in the *other* pocket
• If I didn’t need it, it would be sitting out in plain view, getting in my way

Heh heh. Hey, it’s Finkday. Enjoy it.