I am fortunate to have many wonderful men in my life — not only in “realtime” (the Thriller, my beautiful sons, Jakey, and various great friends), but also here in Finkville. You know how it’s standard fare for a man to say, “I just love beautiful women”? Well, I just love smart men. And I am surrounded by them, both in Ohio and online. That makes me happy. Therefore, today is a toast-post, in honor of the boys who comment at RtB.
So what is my toast to you? A gift!
No, no, Poppet…it’s not a 72-inch TV or power tools or a new PlayStation or Wii or a year’s subscription to watch the wrestle guys on pay-per-view. Rather, I’ve matched each of you to a design for your fall wardrobe — straight out of the recently-concluded Paris Fashion Week. WOW!
Aw. No need to thank me. 
OK, wait for it…
Wait for it…
Wait for it…
Behold:
And so it goes in the world of the fashion-savvy. There you are, my boys. Go forth and shop.
Seriously, though…a commenter on one of the sites said it best, telling this year’s designers to “PUT DOWN THE CRACK PIPE.”
HAAA
Happy Saturday.
FO
PS – Coming soon: a tribute to the Finkville Femmes.
Sam
/ 31 January, 2009Haha! But I’d prefer mine to be just a little more revealing in the torso section.
Is this actually “fashion”??
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at 12:44 pm
January 31st, 2009
Yes it is, Sam – no joke. (Hence the crack pipe comment.)
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Ross
/ 31 January, 2009First off, this was a remarkably sweet and thoughtful gesture on your part, thanks for thinking of me. Second, I really dig that jacket!
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at 12:13 pm
January 31st, 2009
Ha – I thought you might, Ross. Who else would find jammies, a bathrobe and a hat and scarf appealing (well, besides me)?
Can I pick ‘em or what??!?
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BoomR
/ 31 January, 2009I was JUST about to say, “Thank you, Lord Jesus, for allowing RF to forget about me down here in the Big D…”
–and then I get to the end of the post…. YAAAOOOW-ZA!! Funny thing is:
I have bowling shoes that match that outfit!
**SMOOCH** Thank Yew!!
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at 12:11 pm
January 31st, 2009
Red, white and blue bowling shoes? Now that would be the poo, doll.
And no way I’d forget about you, darling dear! I remember you talking about “schussing” down the slopes when you used to go to Snow Trails up here. The entire outfit is so, so you.
XO!
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RD
/ 31 January, 2009I honored to be included in your list! Thanks! How about I wear that outfit my last Sunday! That would give them something to remember me by for years to come!
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at 7:58 am
February 1st, 2009
Say the word, bird — I will *SO* be there! (I will anyway…just remind me to ask you when it is!)
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Greg
/ 31 January, 2009Watch it! Watch it!! Two can play at this game!!! Besides I wouldn’t wear anything like that unless it had some chase lights, Double Dancer, King Tut or some other technically involved light show!! HA!! HA!!!
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PKPudlin
/ 31 January, 2009And I used to think fashion designers just hated on women. Au contraire…. Nice to know they are bipartisan in that arena…. I think…..
“You probably don’t have anything in that black bag for me….”
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kodye
/ 31 January, 2009Funny thing is, those goat pants are so last week. Us fashion forward thinkers are already on the newest trend, goat gloves. Although these hooves did make it quite difficult to type. This little post hear actually took up 4 hours.
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at 8:01 pm
January 31st, 2009
Kody,
You are killing me. . . .I need a bleat fix.
Stoney
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TRO
/ 31 January, 2009Good choice, I am totally into brown this winter.
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Krissy
/ 31 January, 2009LOL! Those outfits are great! I was laughing so hard I couldn’t see the screen.
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Lars
/ 2 February, 2009I can’t help it that I can make floral print blazers look stunning.
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Adam
/ 2 February, 2009It looks like I broke my neck and have one on one of those halos to keep my head from moving. Do I have orange fingernails also?
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