The 5 Worst People You’ll Ever Meet

7 December, 2014
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See what I did there? Come on. I’d never publish a post about the five worst people you’ll ever meet. I’m no meanyhead. But if I were a paid-by-the-page-view advertiser, I’d say anything to get you to come to my site, so I …

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Bill of (Civil) Rights & other mistakes

10 August, 2014
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Wait wait wait. Yesterday, I heard a teenager say, My religion is my civil right! That’s true, yes? Well, no. Not exactly. I did some cursory research on how much the youth of America — indeed, all Americans — know about the paperwork that forms …

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Why? This is why.

14 May, 2014
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Why am I so angry about the government’s all-out assault on public education? This is why. It will take you an hour to read this article (I was up at 3 this morning, so I had time); therefore, I’m going …

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Know all men by these presents…

1 December, 2013
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…that I intend to do whatever is necessary to rid America of the reprehensible, appalling, disgusting, vile behavior that has gripped the waning consciousness of greedy, malicious, classless people who have managed to once again turn the US into a …

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Things that are not true

7 October, 2013
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Here in America, we’re hot and heavy about not being anyone’s fool. NO one’s taking America down the garden path, lemmetellya. I mean it. We’ll blast ya. T’ smithereenies. Then, why, why, why are so many of us duped by …

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