Just deserts

18 June, 2012
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And by “deserts,” I don’t mean “an arid expanse of sand-covered land”; nor am I referring to strawberry pies (which, btw, would be spelled “desserts”). Rather, I’m talking about somebody getting what he deserves: his just (righteous and fair) deSERTS (punishments …

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A true blue spectacle

1 May, 2012
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I am not kidding. I’m ’bout to blow yall’s minds. It’s so amazing to me, I had to tell my students about it yesterday, and their minds were blown. Ready? Are you sure? K. Here goes. You know those people who, …

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Eeek.

18 December, 2011
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Know what was under that light dusting of snow on my back porch steps at 5:30 this morning? Yeah. ~ One of life’s truisms: if there is ice to slip on, I will find it. Let the chiropractor visits begin. …

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Fallout

15 April, 2011
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Yesterday, I took that personal day off school. Best day ever. So what could “fall out” from the best day ever? The next morning. Have I mentioned that people have toddlers in their 20s and 30s for a reason? Or …

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All right, unbelievers.

12 February, 2011
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I made them myself, I swear! Yesterday was our faculty potluck lunch at the high school, where everyone brings in goodies to share. After rehearsal Thursday night, I baked up 28 of my Devil’s Food Cake Truffles and took them …

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