Category: Boot to the Head

Oy.

When editing a post, do not press the button immediately next to “Update Post” labeled “Delete,” and then confirm it. Cripes.

Kaptain Karma strikes again

BOOT. So yesterday morning, I allowed myself a little crowing space. By 12:30 in the afternoon, the wheels had fallen off (alongside the heads of most of my high school choir). Innat just the way? And when will I ever again post about what a boss choral director I think I am? Um, NEVER. BOOT [...]

BTTH VII

I experienced  felonious thoughts last night, and I think I still have them this morning. J’ever have someone say, “Here, have a cigar,” and when you lit it, it exploded in your face? J’ever have someone in a supervisory position tell you, “This is what I want,” and when you gave it to him, he [...]

More stupid jocks

That’s in addition to stupid actors, stupid musicians, stupid rappers, stupid investment bankers and stupid teachers, so don’t go hatin’ on the Fink, now. Let’s see here. How shall I describe the latest felonious behavior of yet another in a long line of pro athletes who have too much cash and not enough gray matter? [...]

BTTH VI

Hey, let’s add some guitars playing power chords to Debussy’s Prelude to the Afternoon of a Faun. Man it up a little. Heck, add on a couple strippers too, cuz, you know, we want guys to buy symphony tickets. Today’s BTTH goes to Skate Canada. Seems SC wants to toughen up men’s figure skating. Because, [...]