Today’s boot goes to: ME “I’m going to go to bed an hour early. I’m exhausted.” So what happens at 4:00 this morning, like the tides and the sunset and taxes? Criminetly. Let’s enjoy that 18-hour day today. No matter. Tonight will be fun (I hope). Pit will be there for the first time, and [...]

Don’t get me started on the whole Jim Tressel thing. Don’t get me started on the 3-6 inches of snow that’s predicted for tonight. Charlie *yawn* Sheen — BOOT to the head. Don’t get me started. Don’t get me started on mean people. Don’t get me started on gas prices, and how they might totally [...]

Sometimes, political correctness makes me want to yak. One person complained, so the Kewaunee School District in Wisconsin changed their mascot name from the Indians to the Storm. Rather than risk an expensive lawsuit, they capitulated. What’s the country coming to, luvs? I am of Irish and Scottish descent. Shall I take on Notre Dame [...]

Well isn’t this just spectacular. Just when you think the LeBron madness couldn’t get anymore ridiculous, there’s this. Can it just please go away? Here’s the biggest mistake many Cavs fans made: believing that James cares about them, and “HOME” (I saw the billboards in Cleveland the other day) and loyalty and bringing a pro [...]

Michelle Obama’s campaign to kick childhood obesity is getting revved up (I think I like this First Lady “cause” the best out of all of them in recent years), receiving top-level press and visibility. Jamie Oliver, a chef from a country definitely not known for its healthy cuisine either, is beginning to make a difference [...]