“It was raining bodies.”

3 October, 2015
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I read to escape. My job brings me no small level of worry and stress some days, and if I couldn’t turn to some healthy method of decompression come bedtime, I’d sleep even less than I do now. So I look forward …

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Here’s your round tuit

19 August, 2015
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Grandma Johnson had one of these on her refrigerator in magnet form, and as a young kid, I remember figuring it out by reading it aloud. I thought it was clever, and it reminded me of the dozens upon dozens of times …

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The comedy is over.

7 July, 2015
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The Wizard of Oz was a shyster behind a curtain. There was no one by the name of Jack Dawson on the Titanic. Milli Vanilli were complete fakes. And post-1968, the Beatles were not friends. Indeed, Yoko Ono’s presence may have exacerbated …

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Long night ahead

24 September, 2013
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Just bought this… Oh dear. Who needs sleep anyway, right?

Lorne Michaels agrees with me.

11 March, 2013
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Or, he did. Well actually…I didn’t know he agreed with me, as he agreed with me when I was 14 years old. But he agreed, and for the same reasons. In fact, he stole my opinion. OK, we share it. Is …

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