Shouldn’t-a done that.

1 August, 2016
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So here it is, 3:30 a.m., and I’ve been up since I opened my eyes at 1:40. I blame the birthday cake. Yesterday was the Thriller’s big day, and we had a small gathering to celebrate; kind of an “open …

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Um, hey Superman…

28 January, 2013
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…you’re kind of a jerk. And a misogynistic, selfish, abusive, sadistically cruel megalomaniac. Other’n that, you’re A-OK. (Seems many things Superman have a dark side. Hmmm. *stroking beard*) Anyway, I’m fixin’ to weird up your Monday morning coffee. Some Actual, Comic(al) Examples …

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Trippin’ the creepy meter III

31 January, 2012
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Not really creepy at first, as much as disgusting.  From this article in last Saturday’s Wall Street Journal: Many Asians regard all cheese, from processed American slices to Stilton, as utterly disgusting—the equivalent of cow excrement. Hmmm. And I turn …

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Seriously?

28 August, 2011
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Is this for real? Check it out. Arrive at the front gate, and you’re greeted by the Pale Horse of the Apocalypse, complete with glowing red eyes. Pass through the doors, and morbid murals and nightmarish paintings, depicting dead children …

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Conundrum

14 March, 2011
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Or indictment. Heh. Last night, I ran across the site I Write Like. Bizarre title for a writing site, but…anyway. It’s supposed to tell you whose style your writing resembles most. So I thought, hey, this sounds like fun; I’m …

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