Super Bowl plans?

31 January, 2013
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Anybody have any? I’m not telling anyone who I’m rooting for to win, because whichever team I pick — matters not the sport — always loses. So shhhhhhh. Be vewwy quiet. Besides, I’ve always felt that until MY team plays in the …

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100th day of school?

30 January, 2013
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Someone just posted that on Facebook. “Happy 100th day of school!” This crept up on me. Usually, elementary school students have some kind of fun, commemorative lesson on the 100th day, having to do with the number 100, or some …

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Just like clockwork

29 January, 2013
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The Fink hits the deck. Yesterday’s timeline: 5:00 a.m. Alarm goes off. 6:05 a.m. I realize I shut off the alarm, but didn’t actually get up. 6:55 a.m. Fly out the door to start the car. 6:55:05 a.m. Icy stairs. B00M. 6:57 a.m. Back inside, …

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Um, hey Superman…

28 January, 2013
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…you’re kind of a jerk. And a misogynistic, selfish, abusive, sadistically cruel megalomaniac. Other’n that, you’re A-OK. (Seems many things Superman have a dark side. Hmmm. *stroking beard*) Anyway, I’m fixin’ to weird up your Monday morning coffee. Some Actual, Comic(al) Examples …

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