Another openin’ II
Welp, we’re as ready as we’re going to be. Nine weeks of … Can we please sing in tune? TEETH! You cannot look like corpses on that entrance. George, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Cory, please don’t look like a scared rabbit up there. Step-hop-fa-lap-fa-lap-ball-change Can we please do ball-changes instead of flams? HEEL DROPS HOLY [...]
Thursday morning, 3 a.m.
I know, shameless Paul Simon ripoff. I gotta get some sleep. Up before the chickens. How I got to looking at bad tattoos at 4:00 in the morning, I’ll never know. Actually, I can’t say they’re *bad* tattoos, because they’re art. Who’s to say what’s bad art? Anyway, this was all before coffee, so not [...]
Dear graffiti artist:
b00m Thank you for the ugly scratching of nonsense letters in the black paint on the inside of my classroom door yesterday. No doubt you were bored while waiting for me to dismiss you. Or you thought you were sooper sneaky and funny, tee-hee. The old hag’ll never know what hit her! Hahahahahaha! ~ Thing [...]
Come on, Poseidon.
Keep up the good work, and blow the clouds back into the Atlantic when we’re in NYC. Just give us some good news for Friday, and we’re good to go. I will take chilly and sunny, gladly. To wear a winter coat (which I will do, even when temps are in the high 50s) doesn’t [...]
RNF, Tour Edition
Random Neuron Firings ~ If the forecast is true, it’s going to be 41 degrees and raining when we’re in NYC. Nice. ===== “RSVP” stands for the French phrase, Répondez, s’il vous plaît. Translation: Please respond. People ignore it all too often. If you can’t be at my meeting, PLEASE RESPOND. If something came up [...]