Tour 2010

30 March, 2010
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Tonight, I will accompany 103 fine people to NYC. Sleep? Feh. You can sleep when yer dead. Lots of fun stuff planned for my students, most of whom have never been to Man Hat. The highlight for me, as always, …

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TTI III

29 March, 2010
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Thanks to my pal Todd in PA, who sent me these yesterday. Cute. Nice way to start the week, no? Universal Laws 1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to …

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DT, check. Next…

28 March, 2010
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I’m not getting too old for this I’m not getting too old for this I’m not getting too old for this I’m not g… What a great weekend, though, eh? Once again, I am reminded why I do this. I …

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Psst. Hey, Jesse.

27 March, 2010
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I try to avoid judgmentalism, holier-than-thou-ism, and especially annoying finger-pointing about that which I do not possess inside information. All that leads, as we know, to periodic visits from Kaptain Karma. But really, Jesse…did ya think these gold-diggers were going …

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