Month: January, 2009

All things Fluff

Well now, cats & kittens. Do we have a history with Fluff? I still love its marshmallowy yumminess. Fluffernutters were a staple of my lunchtime diet when I was a kid. What’s a Fluffernutter? Why, two slices of Wonder Bread, slathered generously with peanut butter on one and Fluff on the other, of course. Heaven. [...]

Shyeah right

Mm-hmm. Yyyyyeah. And I got this plot of land in the Everglades… So Michael Irvin survives an attempted car-jacking by simply “being Michael Irvin.” According to his tale, a pair of fully armed ruffians in a pickup truck pulled up next to Mike’s Range Rover, intent on robbing or car-jacking him, or just plain blowing [...]

Various & Sundry X

You know…this is the stuff of which Movies of the Week are made. Defraud your investors of their hard-earned cash. Park motorcycle in storage facility in Alabama. Leave fake suicide note. Take off from Indiana, flying private plane. Put in fake distress call en route. Parachute out. Ditch plane over Florida. Go to Alabama; retrieve [...]

Contentment.

As promised. And this one made me think…about a lot of things. 1. My entire existence has been slowly eaten away by these comp exams coming up in April. I have realized that this particular scenario is largely choice-driven, to wit: I am allowing it to happen. Actually, I’m making it happen. So I’m choosing [...]

Dread.

You know, it’s a brand-new year, and I should be looking forward to all the great things 2009 will bring. But right now, one feeling threatens to override the others: dread. Now of course, I will follow up this post with things that I’m really looking forward to, but that will be later, when I’m [...]